Fitness shouldn’t always be serious — especially for beginners.
This tee brings humor to your health journey with a playful twist: “I’m Not Fat, Just A Few Meals Ahead and a Few Poops Behind.” It’s the perfect conversation starter for lifters, walkers, desk workers, and anyone who’s learning to live a healthier life without overthinking every calorie.
Lightweight, moisture-wicking fabric makes this shirt ideal for workouts, errands, active rest days, or casual wear. Wear it to the gym to laugh with your crew, out on walks, or just around town. It balances personality with performance — showing that a healthy lifestyle can be fun, confident, and fully relatable.
Who It’s For • Beginners building a healthy life • People who love fitness and humor • Workout goers with personality
Why It Works • Adds levity to your healthy living journey • Breathable, quick-dry comfort for movement • Great gift for fitness lovers and beginners
EU representative: Hustle Health & Fitness, Hustleecom28@gmail.com, 6501 Arlington Expressway, B105 #7564, Jacksonville, FL, 32211, US
Product information: Team 365 TT11, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
This shirt reinforces the NUTRITION pillar of healthy living through education and daily awareness.
